these are just made up...
can someone tell me if my keyboards working?
who picks up guide dog poo?
if a persons born with both virgina and a penis and had sex with themselves would this make them an inbred?
no there are creatures called hermaphrodites which breed with themselves, however it would be impossible to sinceyou couldn't be born with both
if a girl tripped and fell on my dick would this be rape??
Not If she liked It.
if I drank glue would it heal my broken heart?
tha tha tha that's all folks!!
A toddler in a dryer that stopped moving... SMART MOM!
If I am here and you are there and we would switch places and meet up in the middle and the alarm goes off in the white house and it would turn red because of the emergency lights, would it be called the red house? Wait what happened to you and me? And dupree. Banana with strawberry baberry! Stranana! Alright I'm done.
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What times in the year do I have to change my sons diaper?Isn't it like 4 times?
How can I have sex without a condom and not getorgasm,TSB etc